DISCOVERING LYON

Lyon houses by the river, France

A WHOLE NEW WORLD

13 Jan 2014

Remember how I was telling you in my last post about my bout of travel-agoraphobia? While that lasted for about a millisecond after I walked out of the metro and into Vieux Lyon - Lyon's medieval precinct.

As soon as I stepped out of those gates, it was like I had walked onto another planet. Oullins has character, but it could still be a small suburb anywhere. On the other hand, when you step into Vieux Lyon, you know you are in France! For me, that moment felt oddly like coming home.

And this is what I saw:

Buildings, rows and rows of them in all different pastel colours. Like dutch cookie tins, they looked perfect.
A glimpse of a church spire in the distance, and I was off - a moth to a flame, I headed in that direction.
Wonky cobbled street stones.
Two large rivers.
An odd collection of clanky red bicycles, that turned out to be one of the best city-based-transport-systems I have ever seen: the Velo'v.
 The West Portal of a church, a stoneworked figure of St Micheal, and inside, a little old lady blessing a picture at the main altar.
A puppet show performed by a busker, a bed sheet as a backdrop, and an accordion accompaniment. 
A man spreading nutella onto thin crepes for passers-by, his breath icing up in the cold winter air.
A ferris wheel, lit up against the night.
One of Lyon's rivers at sunset
Lyon church and colourful houses
Lyon church stonework
Vieux Lyon rooftops
Vieux Lyon narrow streets

I am curiously watching myself for signs of culture shock, and I would say I am in the "critic" stage: where I end up being very critical of the place and the people. But culture shock really is an ongoing process, and when one moment you are over the moon, the next you find yourself very frustrated. Actually I haven't gotten too frustrated with the French bureaucratic system yet, despite having had many opportunities to be so. I knew what to expect and I have learnt over the process of visa applications that excess worrying about paperwork is literally just excess - you can live without it. I find myself more constantly exhausted by the effort of just even being in a country where the language is not your own. 

OULLINS

MY NEW HOME

Jan 5 2014

This is all about Oullins - the small suburb of Lyon which I am currently calling my home. When I first got here I felt a bit odd. I think that is probably normal when you arrive in a completely new place where everything is foreign (literally), and you have no idea which way is even west or east. 

I mean that too, my sense of direction flew out the window when I first arrived. 

So then I got to know my new apartment pretty well, and I started to get that fear of going out into the wider world - agoraphobia I think it is called. This is all over the course of two days, by the way. But, my good sense prevailed and I coaxed myself to go out for an hour or so, just to get my bearings. It was like I was preparing for an expedition. I got together any items I would possibly need, and double checked everything... and took a big breath when I closed the front door. 

Now I am fine, I have ventured much further afield, but that day I was very tentative. Yet as I walked I began to get my confidence back, and observe the new world around me...

Oullins is a nice enough place. It is kind of dirty but charming, as the rest of Lyon seems to be. There are pastel coloured buildings with shutters, and roads that look like alleyways. There is a lot of rubbish, and dog poop, and many people just wandering along jauntily - old people with small dogs, and young people riding bikes in pairs. 

Oullins houses in Lyon, France
View from Oullins parc, Lyon

WACKY AMERICAN FOOD

Costco Superstores are crazy and amazing with their free samples!
 

Journey with me a little

on my forays

into the weird foods of American gas stations and supermarkets...

 
Giant pizzas in America

We shall start with something tame, maybe a gigantic pizza served fresh from Costco.

Weird American orange pre-grated cheese

Now, please tell me this is grated carrot.

 
Cinnamon Toast Crunch

America owns some of the best cereal brands: Cookie Crisp, Cinnamon Toast Crunch, Chocolate Frosted Sugar Bombs, all the good ones.

White Cheddar Cheese snow balls

I don't think I had ever encountered such a thing as 'white cheddar cheese flavour' before I visited the States. It seems to be pretty popular over there.

 
Brown Bread in a can... only in America

Ok, so this one is a little perplexing. Is it bread in a can? More importantly, is it pre-baked bread in a can? Only one way to find out...

f'real shakes in a sealed cup

If you have not heard of a f'real shake, then let me explain it to you... A milkshake sealed in a cup, from a gas station, that contains over 70% of your daily saturated fat intake.

 
Texas Cinnamon Roll

This is a cinnamon roll disguising itself as a plastic dog toy.

Nacho stand at the Gas Station

The nachos station - for your quick nachos fix.

 
Super stuffed ham sandwiches at the Gas Station

You never can have too much ham, right?

Gas Station rotating hot dogs

Roll up, roll up and take your bets on which hotdog at the gas station is still half frozen. Because one of them always is.

 
crayola crayon toothpaste.

One of the awesome non-food items I found - look closely and you will see what it really is.

Clean cotton car smell - Yankee Candle

Finally! My car can smell like clean cotton sheets!

 
Crisco butter flavoured lard

At first glance: whaaaaaat?
Second glance: Oh right.
Third glance: Wait... what?

Friskies party mix

Friskies Party Mix! For those times when your cat wants to hold a party.

 

And lastly, my all-time favourite... pancake battered frozen sausages!

Check out the berry-flavour.